Sunday 10 January 2010

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


6 comments:

The Pernicious One said...

You're cute. Will you be my wife again? :D

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


Parinita said...

Haha yes xD I don't even remember why we broke up.

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


Unknown said...

whats square and floats?

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


el_idioto said...

Captain: Are you ready kids

Kids: I I Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.

Kids: I I Captain

Captain: OHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


Parinita said...

dreamweaver - his pants! we should annoy everyone with this joke :P

Rishi GoogleBoy!

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.


Goddess of Nonsense said...

awwie <3 para so cute u bees man :)

Yesterday, I spent the entire day in agony thanks to my persistent toothache which still won't go away.

I was sleep deprived thanks to which I was just generally grumpy.

I was also very PMSy which upped the crankiness factor.

I was poked in the eye by a woman in the train which rendered me temporarily blind for about five minutes.

I had to sit through the most mind numbing lecture ever, which on normal days is bad enough, but given my state yesterday, it was nothing short of pure torture.

I wanted an MOD donut but I couldn't get one.

I bought a chocolate mousse pastry to make myself feel better about my donut deprived state but forgot to keep it in the fridge thanks to which it was sour when I finally got around to eating it.

I felt like a fool for not having bargained more than I did for the books I bought at Fort.

But looking at the Spongebob stickers I bought in the train made me all cheerful again. Yes, the magical power of the sponge.