Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed - Jonathan Swift

This Jonathan guy is one smart dude. Everywhere you turn, you face disappointments. Things are disappointing. People are disappointing. Life sucks 'cause it is so bloody disappointing. But you have to suck it up and deal 'cause god forbid you actually take a moment to wallow in your disappointment. Just stick a smile on your face and you're set.

Someone, somewhere, has a really sick sense of humour.