At my old job, we conducted sessions where we'd go to a few schools, show the classes a few films and then talk to the kids. I still remember the first session I took at Navy Children School in Colaba. There I was, a clueless just-out-of-college-girl with an intense fear of public speaking (even when most of the public was one-third my height) paired with another almost equally clueless girl who wasn't very sure she even liked children.
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
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Oh my! Where do you work?! I want to work there too! :D
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
This was at my previous workplace. I worked with WorldKids Foundation. They're looking to hire if you're interested. :) They were great kids. But at my new workplace, I get to write about dragons so I'm good.
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
They didn't call you aunty to mess with your head! They were completely serious.
P.S. Most of the people would be a fraction of your height.
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
How cool! :) And again, where do you get to write about dragons?!! I now feel like I'm wasting my life training adults. :/
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
@Tanuj dude he was 15!
@Carpe Diem Heh I write for DNA ya!, a newspaper for kids. :)
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
I love your job! Who all can apply? :D
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
And I just saw your comment now! Heh, the job had its soul-sucking moments, believe me. And now I'm fitfully unemployed again! I seem to only update my blog when I'm out of a job.
But I've come a long way since then. Okay six months. Shut up. But I have learned a few things.
Things the sessions taught me:
1) During the first couple of sessions you conduct when you are completely at sea about what to expect with a partner who's sharing your boat, a kid will fall and scrape his knee, a girl will throw up and a boy will poop his pants.
2) Once Santa Claus interrupts your class, the kids go wild. Unless the games mistress has a whistle.
3) If you can whistle using two fingers, you're officially cool. If you can't whistle, tell them you love dancing but never in public. Apparently that makes you cool too.
4) Children cannot walk into a room that has a projector facing a screen without breaking out into a shadow puppet show.
5) A ninth grade boy will call you Aunty just to mess with your head.
6) Never shake a kid's hand or sign his notebook howmuchever he begs and pleads. His friends will notice and you will be mobbed and end up being stuck in the room for twenty minutes.
7) If you ask first graders why people need the sun, one boy will excitedly raise his hand to answer, jump up and down yelling "Me! Me!" and when picked on will go on to tell everybody how his grandfather died in an accident where a car set his car on fire.
8) When an Australian asks third graders to guess where she's from based on her accent and a boy very sincerely and very innocently asks "Are you lesbian?", it's impossible to stop laughing hysterically without thinking of dead puppies.
God, I'm going to miss those kids.
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