Sunday, 20 April 2008

Others' Embarrassment = My Amusement :D

Ok, so I have this friend. Let's call her Maya. She is completely boy crazy. Loves cute guys with a passion. So passionately, in fact, that she hunts out for profiles of random cute guys on Orkut and Facebook. Most of the guys she comes across happen to be from Pakistan (Pakistani guys are *hot*) So now I'm reaching the whole climax of my little story. The other day, she came upon yet another profile on Facebook of a cute Pakistani guy. She added him and he accepted her Friend request. Now comes the good part. She went to check out his profile which had been set to private earlier. She glanced at his status message. What do you think it said? *insert name* is shaving her head off. That's right; her head off. Now "Maya" was troubled. Either this cute Paki dude had really terrible grammar (confusing gender) or... *the unthinkable* "Maya" quickly went to check out the album. And, you guessed it, the cute Paki guy turned out to be a Paki gal!! For real! No kidding. Now why this girl chose to put up a DP which confuses her gender is something only she'll be able to tell us. Obviously when "Maya" told me about this and showed the questionable DP as proof, I did the only thing a true friend would do in times of embarrassment. I laughed like a crazy person and mocked her continuously. And the whole point of this blog is, of course, to continue the mockery. And the only reason I'm not using her real name is I greatly value my health and life.

So this post is dedicated to "Maya" for adding constant laughter to my life. Love ya you insane chick!

2 comments:

tanuj lakhina said...

I KNOW WHO MAYA IS!! *acts all CID types,without the crappy acting!!*
and for MAYA,she can check this profile out,certainly male and hot indeed.NOT paki though.

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=13906400859799697917

Ok, so I have this friend. Let's call her Maya. She is completely boy crazy. Loves cute guys with a passion. So passionately, in fact, that she hunts out for profiles of random cute guys on Orkut and Facebook. Most of the guys she comes across happen to be from Pakistan (Pakistani guys are *hot*) So now I'm reaching the whole climax of my little story. The other day, she came upon yet another profile on Facebook of a cute Pakistani guy. She added him and he accepted her Friend request. Now comes the good part. She went to check out his profile which had been set to private earlier. She glanced at his status message. What do you think it said? *insert name* is shaving her head off. That's right; her head off. Now "Maya" was troubled. Either this cute Paki dude had really terrible grammar (confusing gender) or... *the unthinkable* "Maya" quickly went to check out the album. And, you guessed it, the cute Paki guy turned out to be a Paki gal!! For real! No kidding. Now why this girl chose to put up a DP which confuses her gender is something only she'll be able to tell us. Obviously when "Maya" told me about this and showed the questionable DP as proof, I did the only thing a true friend would do in times of embarrassment. I laughed like a crazy person and mocked her continuously. And the whole point of this blog is, of course, to continue the mockery. And the only reason I'm not using her real name is I greatly value my health and life.

So this post is dedicated to "Maya" for adding constant laughter to my life. Love ya you insane chick!

Lunar Essence said...

Even before I opened the link, I knew what to expect! *ahemPakiGuysAreCuterahem*

Ok, so I have this friend. Let's call her Maya. She is completely boy crazy. Loves cute guys with a passion. So passionately, in fact, that she hunts out for profiles of random cute guys on Orkut and Facebook. Most of the guys she comes across happen to be from Pakistan (Pakistani guys are *hot*) So now I'm reaching the whole climax of my little story. The other day, she came upon yet another profile on Facebook of a cute Pakistani guy. She added him and he accepted her Friend request. Now comes the good part. She went to check out his profile which had been set to private earlier. She glanced at his status message. What do you think it said? *insert name* is shaving her head off. That's right; her head off. Now "Maya" was troubled. Either this cute Paki dude had really terrible grammar (confusing gender) or... *the unthinkable* "Maya" quickly went to check out the album. And, you guessed it, the cute Paki guy turned out to be a Paki gal!! For real! No kidding. Now why this girl chose to put up a DP which confuses her gender is something only she'll be able to tell us. Obviously when "Maya" told me about this and showed the questionable DP as proof, I did the only thing a true friend would do in times of embarrassment. I laughed like a crazy person and mocked her continuously. And the whole point of this blog is, of course, to continue the mockery. And the only reason I'm not using her real name is I greatly value my health and life.

So this post is dedicated to "Maya" for adding constant laughter to my life. Love ya you insane chick!