Heh

Was reading the latest issue of JAM when I read this which is so rude and so funny and just so awesome :

It's not like I hate you. I just don't your face and I'm not particularly fond of your body odour. I also think the world would be a better place if you didn't exist. Infact die.

*laughs herself into a fit*

Now here are some pics to keep you amused:

Others' Embarrassment = My Amusement :D

Ok, so I have this friend. Let's call her Maya. She is completely boy crazy. Loves cute guys with a passion. So passionately, in fact, that she hunts out for profiles of random cute guys on Orkut and Facebook. Most of the guys she comes across happen to be from Pakistan (Pakistani guys are *hot*) So now I'm reaching the whole climax of my little story. The other day, she came upon yet another profile on Facebook of a cute Pakistani guy. She added him and he accepted her Friend request. Now comes the good part. She went to check out his profile which had been set to private earlier. She glanced at his status message. What do you think it said? *insert name* is shaving her head off. That's right; her head off. Now "Maya" was troubled. Either this cute Paki dude had really terrible grammar (confusing gender) or... *the unthinkable* "Maya" quickly went to check out the album. And, you guessed it, the cute Paki guy turned out to be a Paki gal!! For real! No kidding. Now why this girl chose to put up a DP which confuses her gender is something only she'll be able to tell us. Obviously when "Maya" told me about this and showed the questionable DP as proof, I did the only thing a true friend would do in times of embarrassment. I laughed like a crazy person and mocked her continuously. And the whole point of this blog is, of course, to continue the mockery. And the only reason I'm not using her real name is I greatly value my health and life.

So this post is dedicated to "Maya" for adding constant laughter to my life. Love ya you insane chick!